I just thought that I’d just clear up a myth for everyone, mummy and daddy have been telling me that people don’t believe that I actually write my blog! Apparently most people think that cats can’t use human cattops and ipawds but we can and we do. When we walk across your keyboard, you might think it’s by mistake or for attention but it’s not, we’re just trying to help you but as you seem to think it’s so cute for us to type nonsense we play along and type silly random letters so you can think we’re just adorable.
If you go on the Instagram and Facebook there are lots of us pussy cats surfing the internet, we all help each other, give advice, make friends, have pawties, celebrate and commiserate together. I’ve got over 500 furr friends all over the world.
When daddy and mummy come home from visiting their human family when Mia was here she would go out onto the balcony and meow and meow, mummy and daddy would always say that this was Mia telling everyone that the party that night was cancelled as they’d come home. How did mummy and daddy think we could organise a party if not via the internet? It’s not the dark ages or the time of twilight barking anymore 😸! What they didn’t know was that Mia was secretly out there posting the cancellation on the internet, her meowing was just a distraction.
As I’m blind mummy does help with making my spelling better and helps tell me what some words are. After all English isn’t my first language, as you all know I’m originally from Cyprus and I’m still learning your human language (us cats have a single worldwide language that we all understand) but I’m getting there. It takes me quite a long time to write each blog but mummy is very patient and sometimes helps me hold the ipawd so I can use it easier but not always.
I like telling my story and just am amazed that so many people want to listen to what I have to say and the stories I have to tell. Who would have thought that a little blind street cat from Cyprus would have so much to say and so many people that want to hear it.
I do everything on my blog, I do the typing, I put the pictures in but mummy and daddy take the pictures as I can’t see what I’m pointing the camera at! Most of the time they’re taking photos of me anyway – who else would they photograph? I do the proof reading and the editing, just to make sure it’s just the way I want it.
Don’t underestimate us pussy cats, everyone knows that we’re plotting total world domination how else could we do it if we didn’t use your human technology? We do it in such a cute way though that you’re all completely oblivious that we’re doing it at all!
Don’t worry though, we still need our human servants to cater to Our every whim at least until we develop thumbs to open the cat food and treats ourselves. Next time an extra box of cat food turns up in your shopping and you think there’s been a mistake maybe it wasn’t a mistake at all, maybe your furry friend has been at the ipawed again!
Jenny’s Story 